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He yanks open the door to see a pair of older ladies
holding bible.
Kevin
Kill . . .uh, hello, how can
I help you two today?
Lady 1
Hello, I am Agatha, this is
Bertha, and we are from the
Lady 2
We would like to show you
how bad the violence is on cable TV.
Kevin
Well, we don’t even have
cable so there is nothing to demonstrate here.
Lady 2
That’s great!
Kevin
(confused)
It is?
Lady 1
Yes. That is our goal: to
get everyone in the country to give up there cable and rejoice in peace.
Here take a pamphlet.
Kevin
(taking the pamphlet)
Uh. . .Thanks
Lady 2
Have a good day.
Lady 1
And remember that Cable is
the devil.
Kevin
(Closing the door)
I will.
He walks to Becky’s desk where Ryan is sitting with
his legs up on the desk. Kevin drops the pamphlet on the desk.
Ryan
What’s this?
(Picks it up)
(
“Media Violence and the Road
to Armageddon?”
Yeah, right.
He lays it back down on top of a paper that says
“Gem of Ordïn missing”
Things are
pretty boring around HQ. There have been no calls, but even stranger Becky
hasn’t shown up for work.
Kevin
That’s odd Becky should have
been here by now.
Ryan
Maybe she found someplace
better.
Josh
Some place saner.
Kevin picks up the phone to try and call her. He
hangs up.
Kevin
She’s not answering. Ah well
I am sure she has a good reason.
(See it’s almost lunchtime)
Josh, come with me to get
something to eat from home.
Josh
Sure I’ll get the keys.
Kevin
Nah lets just ride our bikes. More fresh air that way.
Josh and Kevin ride their
bikes out of HQ. Kevin still has his dirty flight suit on. They soon notice that the town is deserted.
Josh
Where is everybody?
Kevin
I don’t know.
The antennae.
Things are
really picking up. Ooze begins to seep through the ground. On the road that
runs perpendicular right by Kevin’s house, it seeps through the concrete
running along the cable line. Josh and Kevin are riding slowly looking for some
sign of life. They ride over the ooze. Suddenly their tires lock up and they
are pitched forward.
Kevin
What the hell?
(getting up, he finally
notices the ooze.)
Holy SHIT! Josh look!
Josh
Slime, it looks like it is running
along the cable line all the way to the antennae.
Kevin
(Gets his PKE meter)
Whoa the reading is
incredible.
(Thinks a minute)
Josh. . . .
Josh
Yeah?
Kevin
Yell at the slime.
Josh
What?!
Kevin
Yell at the slime!
Josh
(to slime)
You stupid piece of shit. You almost made me kill myself.
The slime starts bubbling.
Kevin
Just as I thought, Psychomagnetheric.
Josh
What?
Kevin
Mood slime. It’s the same kind that appeared New Years
Eve 1988. This could be what has been causing all the ghosts.
Josh
But where’s it coming from?
Kevin
I don’t know.
Kevin pulls out his Ecto goggles. He gives Josh his extra pair. The scan the
road.
Kevin
Whatever it is, it’s coming
from the cable antennae. Let’s see if
anything is on TV about it.
They run to Kevin’s house. They get inside Josh is
ahead of Kevin.
Kevin
MOM! There is something
going on . . .
Kevin’s mom is staring transfixed into the TV. Josh
is as well. Kevin steps back and takes a PKE reading. He then slips his Ecto
goggles on and walks in the room. Ooze is flowing from the cable connection and
the TV is emitting some sort of signal. Kevin pulls the Ecto goggles over
Josh’s eyes and josh is free of the spell.
Josh
What the hell happened?
Kevin
There is some sort of signal
coming from the TV that is putting people in a trance. It is also stirring
negative emotions in them to create the ectoplasm.
Kevin tries to turn off the TV but it doesn’t work.
Kevin
We have got to get back to
headquarters right away, to figure out what’s going on. Maybe someone on the
Website can help us.
Josh
What about your mom?
Kevin
We just have to leave her
like the rest of the town.
HQ
Andrew and
Ryan are talking by the desk. Kevin
rushes in and shoves Ryan out of the way knocking off some of the papers.
Andrew
What’s wrong?
Kevin
Something has taken over the
Cable and television waves and is using a signal to hypnotize people and feed
off their negative emotions. It could be anything, Goblin, Zombie...
Ryan
(Looking at paper)
Latin American Demigod, who
was trapped in a gem by four shamans after destroying a whole village by
feeding off their anger.
Kevin
What, where are you getting
that.
(Ryan holds up the paper)
Give that here.
“Odïn, according to myth,
tricked villagers into hating each other, then fed off the anger until he had
enough power to destroy the town. He would then move on. He was finally defeated after Four shamans
cut him off from his power supply and using spells encased him in a gem. The gem of Odïn was recently discovered but
was lost somewhere over
Oh my god, that’s what’s
happening.
Josh
You think that Odïn is
getting ready to destroy the town.
Kevin
Yes.
Andrew
I didn’t sign up for this
shit. Hell I didn’t sign up at all.
Ryan
How do we stop him?
Kevin
We do what the shaman did.
Cut him off from the power.
Josh
How?
Kevin
We have to shut down the
cable and satellite broadcast some how.
Andrew
That’s simple.
We blow the equipment up.
Kevin
Ooh no, I am not dealing
with the town after destroying the cable antennae. I don’t want 1500 people
yelling at me because they can’t watch Jerry Springer. No we need an expert.
Someone who is a computer genius.
Someone, who can work under
pressure.
In addition, most
importantly, someone who is on the computer 24 hours a day and never watches
TV.
Cory Kline
Cory is typing at his computer. His work area is similar to
Denis Nedry’s in
Cory
Hello
Kevin
Cory, this is Kevin, we need
your help.
Cory
Whatcha need, when u need
it, and how much you paying?
Kevin
I need the cable transmitter
in Onarga disabled, right away, and possibly more money than you can imagine.
Cory
I don’t know I can imagine
quite a bit.
Kevin
All I know is that if you
don’t do it, hundreds of people will die. If you do, there will be hundreds of
people with money that will be happy with you.
Cory
All right, I’m in, but with
all the firewalls and pass codes, it could take me awhile.
Kevin
We’ll hold him off till then
Cory
Who?
Kevin
Never mind. Can you patch into walkie talkie frequencies?
Cory
Simple.
Kevin
We’ll be on frequency 143.8
if you need us.
Cory
143.8 already got it.
Kevin
Good, now we have work to
do.
Kevin hangs up. He turns around and addresses the
troops.
Kevin
This is going to be bad.
Odïn is more than likely a class 9. Usually they can’t be caught with normal
methods. I have no idea how we are going to trap him or even if we will
survive. So let’s get suited up and get to the antennae.
Ryan
(Wiping away a fake tear)
That was inspiring.
Josh
You sure gave us courage.
Andrew
Let’s just get the show on
and get paid.
The antennae
The Ecto
slowly pulls behind Josh’s house. It stops. Things are growing dark and it’s
only
Kevin’s House
The TV
begins strobing. As if there is a vacuum all of the ooze is sucked back through
the cable line.
The Gem
Suddenly
all of the ooze created is sucked into the Gem. The Ghostbusters ride out the
small earthquake in their cars. Then they get out.
Andrew
What the hell was that all about?
A beam of light shoots up from the gem.
Ryan
I think we are about to find
out.
Kevin
Quick lets get armed.
They quickly get their proton packs and are suited
up.
The Gem.
With all
of the negative energy, Odïn is able to break free and erupts from the gem. He
is as tall as the antennae. The Ghostbusters are shocked.
Josh
Are you sure we can’t just get
the hell out of here.
Kevin
No, because he’ll just keep
moving on until he destroys the world.
Andrew
I say lets deport his ass.
Kevin
(in walkie talkie)
Cory you had better be
quick!
Cory
V.O
I am trying.
The showdown.
Cue the 1st
track of young and hopeless CD.
The OGBS
draw their weapons.
Kevin
FIRE!
They fire
but Odïn is able to shake the bolts off. He returns fire with a purplish
energy.
Ryan
Move.
Andrew and
Ryan rush to the left and Josh and Kevin rush to the right as the energy hits
setting fire to a small tree. The
Ghostbusters begin firing at will at Odïn, desperately trying to subdue him.
Ryan tries to get closer to the other three but is grazed by a blast.
Kevin
Ryan!
(He and josh rush to him)
Josh
covers as Kevin helps him up.
Ryan
It only grazed me.
Ryan opens
fire again. More purple energy bolts hit and cause damage. Kevin gets the
walkie talkie.
Kevin
You’re outta time; we’re
blowing the thing up.
Cory
WAIT! I got it!
Kevin’s house.
The TV
goes blank. His mom blinks. She hears the battle and looks out to see Odïn. She
rushes out her door to go see what’s going on.
Other townsfolk do the same.
The battle
With his
main source gone, Ooze starts leaking from Odïn’s legs he starts to get smaller
slowly.
Kevin
We got him now.
He partially gets Odïn lassoed but again, even with
the cable gone Odïn still breaks free.
Ryan
What are we going to do now?
Kevin
The only thing left:
Josh
What?
Kevin
Cross the streams.
Josh
That’s the only option?
Kevin
Its sucks, I know but we
might survive.
Andrew!
Get over here.
Andrew
He has
been on the far left trying to get a shot on Odïn. He rushes towards the guys
but Odïn reaches out and flings him in the air. He lands hard on his proton
pack. Kevin, Ryan, and Josh fire streams to keep him away. Suddenly Andrew’s
pack makes a high pitched whining.
Kevin
Andrew!
Get it off, it’s going into
overload.
Andrew
gets the pack off and in a surge of adrenaline flings the pack in the air
towards Odïn. The guys duck behind the Ecto as it explodes in midair. The shockwave of protons surges outwards but
the is magnetically ripped towards the negatively charged Odïn. Suddenly the ooze stars pouring out of him
like crazy. Kevin gets up.
Kevin
That got him!
Let’s finish it.
Andrew gets in the car and starts firing the Proton
cannon, while the other three lasso the thing.
Kevin
Let’s move him over to the
right where I can get a trap in.
They drag him to the left. Andrew throws the trap.
Kevin
Now.
Andrew opens the trap. The guys bring Odïn down. Andrew closes the trap. The ghost is pulled
down. The three release their beams. The ghost is almost inside when it uses
all of its strength to try to break free.
Josh
It is breaking free.
Kevin
(with the proton accelerator
carbine)
Not on my watch.
Kevin
fires three rapid bolts. It hits the ghost right in the head and allows the
trap to close. The light begins to blink. And big billows of black smoke start
erupting from it.
Kevin
Lets get that into the
portable charger right away I don’t want anything happe. . .
Ryan
Uh Kevin
Kevin
Now what?
Ryan
(Points to all of the people
behind them observing.)
Look.
Suddenly the crowd erupts in cheers and jubilations.
Ghostbusters chants ring through the air. Kevin lifts the trap victoriously. Kristi
runs to Ryan and they embrace. Kevin puts the tap in the special charger, pulls
out two shop vacs and hands them to Josh and Andrew
Josh
What are you giving us these
for?
Kevin
To pick up that
psychomagnetheric slime out there. We just can’t leave it can we.
Josh
But. . .
Kevin plugs them in to the side of the Ecto they
roar to life.
Kevin
What’s that? I can’t hear you.
Josh
Goddamnit!
He and Andrew begin picking up the mess. Brennan's
group comes up to Kevin
Kailtin
I would have never believed
you four could save the town.
Kevin
Thanks, I think.
Brennan
I am just glad I didn’t get
slimed again.
There is a plug up on Josh’s. He reverses the flow
and a bunch of slime comes out sliming Brennan.
She screams and runs away. The mayor comes up; Peck’s lackey is close
behind.
Mayor
Kevin, thanks for saving the
town. Consider that energy limit
removed.
Bryce
You can’t do that we made a
deal.
Mayor
Tell Peck he can take his
contribution and shove it.
Breice
(Starts backing up)
Why I’d never. . .
(Trips in slime)
Mayor
The town can’t thank you
guys enough so we are going to throw a parade for you.
Kevin
Sweet. Then we can talk about the bill for this job.
(He smiles)
Mayor
Bill?!
Ryan
Kristi and he are talking.
Kristi
Now that you’ve saved the
day, don’t you think its time for fun?
Ryan
You just gave me a great
idea.
Kristi
I’m glad is it the same as
mine?
Ryan
(I hope so)
(Yelling)
PARTY AT OUR PLACE!
People yell in gladness.
Kevin
WAIT!
Everyone is silent. Ryan looks disappointed.
Kevin
Until after the parade that
is.
Cue theme song.
Parade/Credits
The Onarga
Ghostbusters are doing the Ghostbusters trot down seminary. Everyone is singing
the theme song. As The camera focuses on them it shows, their name. All the cast is involved. When Becky is
shown, underneath her name it reads (Ryan’s real mother). Cory is even involved although he is watching
a live telecast of the parade from his computer. As the parade moves down the
street, people run behind it.
The Party.
It is a
rocking party. The music is semi loud. People are enjoying themselves, except
for Becky who is trying to clean everything up.
Ryan and Kristi sit down near Kevin.
Ryan
Awesome party, too bad
things are going to slow down since that spirit is gone.
Kevin
Well, not exactly.
Ryan
(Setting his drink down,
there is a clunking noise in the background)
What do you mean, not
exactly?
Kevin
Think of it like radiation.
You put a radioactive piece in an area for a while; even after you remove it,
the area is going to be radioactive. I
am guessing we are going to have high PKE levels around here for at least the
next five years.
Clunking sound.
Kevin
What is that noise?!
Ryan
Its called rap, Kevin. It’s a type of music.
Kevin
No there is something coming
from the basement.
The basement.
The ECU is
all fine and stable, but something is wrong with the two shop vacs. Not
properly quarantine they feel the emotion from the song. Filled with mood slime
they begin to hop up and down like the toaster in GB 2. One of them jumps
really high. It lands on its side. The lid comes off and purple ooze floods the
screen
Fade to Black.
The End.